write when you dont have the words

I have a sort of nostalgia for a place and a time I've never lived during or been to. Half of the time i have no idea what I'm doing or what I'm looking for. I love to swing dance and read, I like to look at old houses and pretend they're mine. I like to make people look like someone they're not, including myself. Talk to me yeah?

in case you didnt notice shitdick, im cute. i dont have to pine for attention, so i wont pine for yours

Neil Gaiman, M is for Magic (via quotethat)

(via withoneword)

Stories you read when you’re the right age never quite leave you. You may forget who wrote them or what the story was called. Sometimes you’ll forget precisely what happened, but if a story touches you it will stay with you, haunting the places in your mind that you rarely ever visit.


””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.

(via littlefairyfitnessnymphet)


yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

(via donutworrybehappy)



british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

(Source: wordlesslanguage, via donutworrybehappy)


do demons not have anything better to do than possess young white girls

(Source: slaygal, via donutworrybehappy)

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